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Michael Jackson, Neverland, and Modern Pedophiles

from Late For ElsaGate · #73

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3 min

Tim contrasts old-school celebrity predators like Michael Jackson with how easy it apparently is for pedophiles today, riffing on Corey Feldman and Haim, then pivots back toward Elsagate and cartoon sexualization.

In this bit9 moments
  • 13:48Tim drove through Muntintown with his buddy and looked at beautiful homes in Brookville on Long Island.
  • 14:02He reviewed his old mortgage papers from the house he bought in late 2006 or early 2007, right before the mortgage meltdown.
  • 14:34Tim's house will never return to its peak value from before the financial crisis.
  • 14:46Michael Jackson used Neverland and roller coasters to lure children solely for sexual abuse.
  • 15:09Tim notes that modern predators need far less elaborate schemes to abuse children in America than Jackson required.
  • 15:23Jackson targeted celebrity children like Macaulay Culkin, not regular kids from Boys Town.
  • 15:36Corey Feldman and Corey Haim would have required minimal effort or attractions to be victimized compared to Jackson's elaborate Neverland setup.
  • 15:52Tim tells people to stop messaging him at three in the morning about Elsa Gate conspiracy theories.
  • 16:03People stick to animating cartoon characters rather than real people like Rory Gilmore for those weird videos to avoid legal consequences.
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Michael JacksonCorey FeldmanCorey HaimMacaulay Culkin

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