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Ray's First Flight to New Orleans
from Late For ElsaGate · #73
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4 minRay reveals it's his first time flying, prompting Tim to walk him through airport security jokes and imagine terrorizing a first-class passenger; they also plan out New Orleans food and sightseeing.
- 37:58Tim prepares Ray for his first flight to New Orleans, asking about luggage and what to expect at security.
- 38:28Ray must throw out his skull and any liquids before boarding, leading to confusion about TSA liquid rules.
- 38:50Tim complains that airport liquid restrictions don't seem American and jokes about wanting to crack pilots in the head with a bottle.
- 39:04Ray is flying first class, and Tim warns a fellow passenger has no idea what's about to happen to their tranquil experience.
- 39:47Tim describes standing over first-class passengers eating nuts, predicting they'll request a seat in coach to escape him.
- 40:26Discussion of how other first-class passengers might respond—either civil or escalating to actual violence and class warfare.
- 41:06Ray will land in New Orleans Wednesday and they're planning a swamp tour the next day.
- 41:28Tim claims alligators are pussies and expresses excitement for Ray's trip despite the danger he supposedly poses.
- 41:41Tim lists their New Orleans plans: dinner at Brennan's Thursday, World War Two museum, and a plantation tour.
Brennan'sWorld War Two MuseumNew Orleans