ad · moment 11 of 11

Merch Pitch: Shirts, Mugs, and Cotton vs Polyester

from Always Be Capturing · #71

Audio-only archive episode — no video to seek.

4 min

SponsorTim Dillon Show Merch

An extended sponsor-style pitch for the show's devil-horn t-shirts and mugs that drifts into a debate between Tim and Ray about cotton versus polyester and Tim's excessive sweating.

In this bit10 moments
  • 1:12:40Shirts with devil horns put people off, especially in suburban enclaves.
  • 1:12:55Tim announces a design-a-shirt contest where fans can submit artwork.
  • 1:13:12The monogram mug costs $15, and they make roughly six cents per sale.
  • 1:13:37Tim recommends 100% combed ring spun cotton for the shirt material.
  • 1:13:55Polyester gives him rashes and doesn't wick sweat as well as cotton.
  • 1:14:21Cotton has pores that allow breathability while polyester traps odor.
  • 1:14:45Shirts cost $24 to $27 depending on size—described as affordable merchandise.
  • 1:15:08Tim pushes back on cotton, saying he sweats through it constantly.
  • 1:15:39Doctor confirmed Tim sweats significantly more than most people.
  • 1:16:50Final pitch: buy the shirt and mug; use promo code HELL when subscribing.
Mentioned here

Sloan KetheringTim Dylan

All 11 moments in this episode →