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Satanic Pedophile Cults and the Rehab Counselor's Story

from Always Be Capturing · #71

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5 min

Tim tells a disturbing story relayed by a friend-turned-rehab-counselor about a kid who claimed his Satanist parents killed his brother in a ceremony, spinning off into dark riffing about "Glengarry Satanists" and inept cult members who can't get organized.

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  • 22:37Tim suggests they should have Nick and Brian come in to talk about satanic pedophile cults.
  • 23:21A former comedian friend of Tim's quit doing stand-up at 26 and is now getting a master's in sociology while working as a rehab counselor.
  • 23:51The rehab counselor met Tim and told him about a quiet kid in his program who finally opened up.
  • 24:08The kid's earliest memory is that his parents were Satanists and slit his little brother's throat in a ceremony in the woods.
  • 24:40Tim jokes that the guy might be embellishing stories just to have anecdotes for the podcast.
  • 25:09Tim claims every Satanist he's met has just been a guy who couldn't get into a legitimate orgy.
  • 25:37Tim does a Glengarry Glen Ross-style bit about incompetent Satanists failing to execute a kid properly.
  • 26:43Tim notes that since doing a previous episode on this topic, there's been at least one story every week in the news about kids being exploited.
  • 27:06It just keeps going on and on, with no end in sight.
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