rant · moment 7 of 14
The Copier Sales Call Bit
from Bring Back The Mob · #62
Audio-only archive episode — no video to seek.
3 minTim and Ray perform an improvised sales call sketch as copier salesmen threatening a reluctant customer named Ray/Tom over Ricoh machines and paperless leases.
- 20:41Tim opens the bit as Ray calling Reliable Office Systems about Rico copiers and a coming lease renewal.
- 21:11The customer complains the previous company won't show up when called for service.
- 21:39Tim proposes switching to Toshiba, then pivots hard to Canon as an authorized dealer.
- 22:15Customer asks why Tim is selling him a copier while also pushing him toward going paperless.
- 22:32Ray calls out the pitch as patronizing, and Tim escalates into an aggressive closing threat about bending him over with Al the office manager.
- 23:03After the threatening riff bottoms out, Tim pivots to asking if the customer has scanners, then trails into a setup about someone named Ida taking calls very fast.