rant · moment 8 of 18
Getting Fat on the Road and Pumpkin Pie from a Fan's Mom
from A Country of Laws · #61
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2 minTim describes the physical toll of touring and overeating (double chins, love handles), then recounts a fan named Jack ('Kennedy Face') giving him a pie his mom made, leading into a debate about types of pie.
- 19:18Tim explains why he imitates Ray by imagining him in a town square surrounded by angry villagers with pitchforks, denying knowledge of disappeared women.
- 20:04Tim weighed himself before arriving and refuses to say the number, playing a guessing game where it's revealed to be around 328 pounds.
- 20:35Bathroom scales at comedy clubs max out at 200-250 pounds, so Tim needs a proper fat man scale from Amazon to get an accurate weight.
- 20:58Tim announces he's going on an extreme diet to change his life, inspired by doing back-to-back comedy shows that have left him exhausted and unhealthy.
- 21:14He performed an hour at City Side, one of the best rooms in the country, the night before doing 30 minutes elsewhere, and the travel schedule is catching up with him.