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Escalating the Joel Osteen Facebook Troll War
from Joel Osteen's Ark · #60
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3 minTim reads out his increasingly absurd fake-outraged Facebook posts about Joel Osteen's church and the reactions they provoked, including people arguing about taxation, private property, and Christian hypocrisy.
- 5:22Squatting in Joel Osteen's church with a drenched baby is gross.
- 5:34Patrick Milligan jumps in to stoke the fires of the Facebook argument.
- 5:51Commenters immediately pivot to churches being private property and tax avoidance.
- 6:15Someone claims the church is called Lakewood Church because it's constantly flooded.
- 7:02Tim escalates by asking how to donate to Joel Osteen so he can become president.
- 7:21Tim claims Joel Osteen saved his life and cured his AIDS through reading The Power of I Am.
- 7:35Tim writes about holding Joel Osteen's hand while crying and fully erect in his house.
- 7:59Commenters don't realize he's a comedian and take the posts seriously, which is what makes it funny.