rant · moment 9 of 21
Necrophilia Jokes and the Morality of Prosperity Preachers
from Joel Osteen's Ark · #60
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4 minTim needles Ray about whether he was attracted to the corpses in the morgue, then the conversation moves into whether Joel Osteen-style religious hucksters are doing something immoral or just giving people what they want.
- 28:54Tim explores the hypothetical of sleeping in a morgue during a natural disaster, where traditional morality becomes irrelevant.
- 29:29The bit escalates to whether you'd unzip a body bag to say hello to a corpse if lonely.
- 29:46Tim considers checking the morgue fridge window to see if there's a pretty lady among the dead bodies coming in all night.
- 30:09Tim admits he thought he might be attracted to dead bodies but was surprised to find he wasn't.
- 30:37A joke about an Antifa member lowering their bandana and telling Tim he can't be part of their organization because of his necrophilia talk.
- 31:15Natural disasters are one of the few things that show you have zero control over your life and plans.
- 31:48Tim criticizes prosperity gospel churches for opening their doors to disaster refugees, calling followers of prosperity preachers undeserving of salvation.
- 32:14Joel Osteen gets called out as the most obvious prosperity gospel huckster on the show's radar.
- 32:32Tim notes there's something interesting about prosperity gospel that deserves exploration.