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The Elaborate Date-and-Sex Fantasy With the Nazi Kid

from Nazi Crush · #59

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6 min

Tim has Ray replay the interview clip and improvises an extremely detailed, escalating fantasy first date and sexual encounter with the alt-right kid, including a shellfish tower, Game of Thrones, ass-eating, and a post-coital NAACP confession bit.

In this bit12 moments
  • 1:06:48Tim asks the Nazi kid on video whether he identifies as a white supremacist.
  • 1:07:11Tim compliments the kid's shiny hair and pimples, claiming he wants to eat them and bite his nose.
  • 1:07:44Tim describes an elaborate first date: picking the kid up in an Uber and taking him to a steakhouse in Reno.
  • 1:08:08At dinner, Tim seductively eats shrimp and face-fucks his mouth with it while the kid talks about white identity.
  • 1:08:36Tim suggests rebranding the Nazi kid as his boyfriend to help his image.
  • 1:08:53After dinner, they go to a motel suite with flowers on the bed and watch Game of Thrones naked together.
  • 1:09:19Tim describes jerking off and sucking the kid's dick while watching Game of Thrones, then biting his ear and nose.
  • 1:09:55Tim explains eating the kid's ass very aggressively, biting and trying to put his head inside it.
  • 1:10:38After sex, Tim imagines having a continental breakfast and the kid apologizing for being a Nazi.
  • 1:11:27Tim says he'd call a meeting with the NAACP to vouch for the kid, then admits they'd go their separate ways because it'd be bad for his career.
  • 1:11:56Tim considers a scenario where the kid flips during sex and aggressively eats his ass in return, but still wouldn't date him.
  • 1:12:19Tim offers to let the kid fist him, telling someone to message Peter Sventenik with the offer.
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Peter SventenikNAACPGame of Thrones

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