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The Sex Addict Fan, Touring Alone, and Ranking Faces
from Nazi Crush · #59
Audio-only archive episode — no video to seek.
7 minTim discusses the loneliness of touring and being driven around by an obsessive fan/sex addict, then pivots into a bit ranking faces by class, comparing JFK's face favorably to Garbage Pail Kids and dismissing the Nazi kid's "lower middle class face."
- 45:37Comedians realize their early supporters are gone by the time they get good—they've died, moved, or had kids.
- 45:58Tim brought a sex addict fan to Mohegan Sun, who stayed in a separate hotel room and left for family obligations.
- 47:02Touring alone is necessary; bringing someone along forces you to share your headspace when you need to be in your own head.
- 47:50The fan won't stop talking about comedy and won't shut up, so Tim tells him to get a life.
- 48:43Tim dislikes lower middle-class faces and prefers symmetrical, debutant features.
- 49:43JFK didn't have a lower middle-class face despite odd features—he had good breeding and good genes.
- 50:22Garbage Pail Kids represent lower middle-class faces that don't inspire Tim, even if someone has money or muscle.
- 51:01The Nazi kid is twenty years old with a ruined future—no law school will take him, he'll work gas station jobs, and he should change his name.
- 51:29People can legally change their names in America and disappear; after a few years nobody remembers the crime.
- 51:47Colin Ferguson, who shot up a railroad train, apparently works at Home Depot now and should be on the show.
John F. KennedyColin FergusonRay Kroc