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Vegas Vibes and Ray's Mom's Friend Dennis the Vietnam Vet

from Nazi Crush · #59

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9 min

They compare Vegas's nightclub-driven evolution to Disneyland, then Tim tells the story of Ray's mother's tough Vietnam-vet friend Dennis who threatened to shoot his roommate's son and later died fishing at Montauk.

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  • 37:18Casinos are like tombs with no windows and oxygen pumped in to make you lose track of time.
  • 38:03Tim explains why casino buffets are intoxicating even though the food is barely edible.
  • 38:58King crab legs at buffets are a trap—they're designed to take three hours to eat.
  • 40:06Why would anyone go to Vegas unless they're crippled, old, a degenerate gambler, or alone?
  • 40:56Vegas has transformed into half Disneyland and half nightclub complex rather than a pure gambling destination.
  • 41:56Tim's Vegas trips involved eating well, playing cards, and drinking without going crazy on blow and pills.
  • 42:24His breakfast routine in Vegas: six Purgesics, Beefy Eater gin, eggs Benedict, and martinis.
  • 43:15Tim's mom and her friend Dennis, a Vietnam vet, used to go to Mohegan Sun.
  • 43:39Dennis once threatened to shoot a guy's kneecaps off if he robbed him after getting out of prison.
  • 44:20After his divorce, Dennis chose to live in a van by the Long Beach boardwalk rather than pay alimony.
  • 45:08Dennis looked terrible and lived hard, part of a generation of Long Island people who drank and smoked heavily.
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Las VegasBobby FlayDennisMichael JordanTodd English

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