The Campaign to Get Tim to Eat Aaron Carter's Ass

• 54:26Tim imagines a Disney starlet explaining how she met him wandering in a parking garage without a car and found him talking about Kermit Roosevelt and the Shah of Iran attractive.
• 55:10Getting foot in the door means literally putting your foot in the door to prevent her from closing it, which Tim clarifies he's only into if consensual.
• 55:40Tim describes his fantasy of dating a non-famous Disney star who would brag about his energy drink and cigarette habit to the press.
• 56:18His signature black polyester blend sweat-wicking shirt is so distinctive she asked if it was Gucci, then discovered you can buy it from beekeeper trade magazines.
• 57:08Aaron Carter came out as bisexual, but it seemed negative because he was strung out and announced it right after getting a DUI.
• 57:43Tim recalls jerking off to Aaron Carter constantly when he was 15 and Carter was around the same age, which would have been the perfect match.
• 58:18Explaining the story about buying a dildo at 24 that was too big and hard, which his grandmother found in a box and he claimed was a gift for the secretary Doreen at work.
• 59:22Aaron Carter and Jesse McCartney were the guys on his mind as a younger person, though he can't remember if he imagined them ass fucking immediately or just fucking each other.
• 1:00:38Tim defends his love of Gilmore Girls, saying he enjoyed the wholesome feel of the little town and the ice cream shop walks, even though the show now seems problematic.
• 1:01:38Tim could probably get Aaron Carter now because he needs rides to rehab, putting them at roughly the same star level in a weird way.
• 1:02:04Tim says he would eat Aaron Carter's ass with reckless abandon and irresponsible fervor, prompting a campaign to convince Aaron to let him do it.
• 1:02:29Proposal to get the entire Tim Dillon Show fan base to convince Aaron Carter to let Tim fuck him, calling it low-impact compared to five minutes on North Korea.
• 1:02:51Creating a campaign like "Free Kevin" called "I Will Eat Aaron Carter's Ass" as an internet meme to make it happen.
• 1:03:04Discussion of starting a GoFundMe to raise $100,000 to give Aaron Carter to let Tim use his ass.
• 1:04:01Awkward age math: when Tim was 30, Aaron Carter was only 12 years old, though Tim insists it was when he was 15, not when Carter was 15.
• 1:04:59Tim's feelings for Aaron Carter weren't purely sexual—he was in love with him and had fantasies about them going to vineyards together.
• 1:05:45Tim pictures Aaron Carter in fall with a nice sweatshirt on, cuddly, and his co-host assures him they can actually make this fantasy happen.
• 1:06:01Tim's co-host says he really wants to make this happen and believes they can get Tim's mouth in Aaron Carter's ass.

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