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Chicago Deep Dish Pizza Is a Crime
from Finding the Kumps · #55
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2 minTim recounts his Chicago comedy run at Zanies, mocking deep dish pizza culture (Pequod's caramelized crust, the WD-50 fine dining tangent) and Chicago's inflated self-image as "the second city."
- 1:47Tim just got back from Zanies in Chicago and describes it as a real drunk city.
- 2:02Deep dish pizza is just a garbage can full of cheese, like a giant cock spread out and filled with cheese.
- 2:21The pizza looks like the pigeon pies from Game of Thrones.
- 2:46Chicago thinks it's the second city but maybe it's the eighth; their opinions on deep dish shouldn't be argued about seriously.
- 2:59Deep dish is novelty food like a corn dog or candy apple dipped in American cheese and covered with turkey bacon bits.
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