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Lansing, Michigan: Battling Lucas and the English Teacher Meltdown
from Finding the Kumps · #55
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8 minTim describes a disastrous gig in Lansing, Michigan in front of distant relatives, riffing on a relative's name "Battle Lucas," then melting down on a heckling English teacher with an escalating obscene tirade while his family watched horrified.
- 22:09Tim describes Lansing, Michigan as a place where white people haven't done well with their privilege, suggesting the country's collapse could be expedited there.
- 22:39Battle Lucas—a relative's name that sparks a riff about what business names could work with it, including bakeries and lingerie stores.
- 23:45Bobby Kelly shamed Tim into using heavy cream instead of milk in his coffee, arguing Boston does it better than New York.
- 24:42The comedy venue in Lansing is an old place called the Loft, and Tim mistakes a pork rinds factory worker for a graphic designer.
- 25:33An Uber-PC woman with eight Twitter followers attacks Tim, claiming he shits on small towns, which he acknowledges as fair.
- 26:07Tim has a full breakdown on stage when an English teacher in the crowd gives him the middle finger after every joke and calls him mediocre.
- 26:30He stops the show and confronts the woman, leading into an angry accusatory rant about her profession and accusations involving children.
- 27:03Tim's family in the back of the room is genuinely horrified, watching him yell at the woman while she smiles ear to ear.
- 28:46The English teacher may have hated Tim from a tweet made in 2008, showing up years later just to provoke him at the show.
- 29:13Tim jokes about whether physically assaulting the heckler would be a problem, noting the older audience members looked confused and possibly didn't know who he was.
- 29:31Performing New Year's Eve at Sidewall Cafe in the East Village becomes emblematic of a moment where Tim questioned what he was doing with his life.
Lansing, MichiganBobby KellyBetter MadeThe Loft