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The Colonel's Rape Dungeon Mad Libs
from Babies in a Volcano · #53
Audio-only archive episode — no video to seek.
5 minThe trio perform a dark, filthy Mad Libs bit live on air, filling in words like 'speculum,' 'curvaceous,' and 'the Colonel's rape dungeon' for a children's 'Summer Trip' template, riffing on Boystown and grooming references.
- 14:57Tim and guest begin Mad Libs exercise with children's version, aiming to create viral content.
- 15:23Reference to 'the Colonel's rape dungeon' — a reference to a real Colorado house incident involving children.
- 15:56Debate over word selection: Tim rejects overly obscure or inappropriate adjectives, pushing back on 'bulging cock.'
- 16:26Guest suggests 'speculums' as a plural noun; Tim questions the meaning but guest insists it's a real gynecological instrument.
- 16:53Guest invents or describes a 'smacapala' — a fictional or misremembered device involving a tube going to the mouth.
- 17:16'Curvaceous' chosen as adjective; Tim pivots to a Lane Bryant catalog joke about women's sizes.
- 17:47Guest selects 'Boy's Town' as the location, drawing from a well-known institution for at-risk youth.
- 18:12Tim expresses frustration at the chaotic word-gathering process, comparing it to 'Mad Libs war and peace.'
- 19:07Shannon prepares to read the completed Mad Libs story in a 'booming voice' for comedic effect.
- 19:24Final Mad Libs story read aloud: a bizarre narrative about visiting 'the Colonel's rape dungeon' with nonsensical word substitutions throughout.