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Is the Flapjacked Muffin Actually Healthy?

from Babies in a Volcano · #53

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The group reads the Flapjacked ingredient and nutrition label live, debating whether the sugar and carb content is actually healthy, while Tim mocks Ray's carrot-stick breakfast habits.

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  • 58:49Tim describes how to make a Flapjacked muffin: add water, stir, microwave for a minute.
  • 59:17His roommate Ray had one of the muffins left on the table, courtesy of a woman who visits regularly.
  • 59:37Tim notes that the woman visiting doesn't mind the filthy conditions of their apartment.
  • 1:00:02Women who can tolerate filth must be sociopaths or have specific psychological traits, Tim suggests.
  • 1:00:37The bathroom contains hair dye and various debris, creating an objectively disgusting living space.
  • 1:01:05The woman who visits Ray is actually a sober companion—someone paid by rich clients to prevent them from using drugs.
  • 1:01:31Tim argues that needing a sober companion means you're not actually doing well in life.
  • 1:01:49Sober companions supposedly have sex with their wealthy clients as part of the arrangement, according to Tim.
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