rant · moment 10 of 25
The Big Dick Theory of Social Media Success
from Babies in a Volcano · #53
Audio-only archive episode — no video to seek.
2 minTim theorizes that social media success requires having a great penis and not caring about anything, leading into an absurd riff about serial killers severing and using victims' penises, and pitching it as a bit for a comedy general meeting.
- 23:32Tim's theory: successful social media figures have big dicks, which affects their posture and makes them not care about anything they do.
- 23:57Having a big dick means you fuck more and aren't trying to be good at anything.
- 24:10Most of these guys don't even fuck that much; they just love their own cock and play with it all day.
- 24:21Hypothetical: if you sewed someone else's dick onto your own body, it wouldn't be gay.
- 24:39Tim asks whether any serial killers have ever cut someone's dick off and fucked themselves with it.
- 25:04Tim pitches a general meeting bit: asking if a serial killer has ever cut off and used someone's penis while it was still hard.
- 25:24Follow-up premise: do the same bit next week but with cunts instead.