rant · moment 5 of 11
The $20 Blowjob Offer From a San Antonio Sex Worker
from Farting Down The River · #44
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4 minTim tells a story about being propositioned by a sex worker outside his hotel, haggling mentally over the $20 price, declining, and giving her $2 instead, spiraling into a graphic riff about AIDS revenge fantasies.
- 18:59San Antonio is a pointless city worth a few more minutes of discussion.
- 19:26Tim is propositioned by a sex worker on the street who offers to blow him for twenty dollars.
- 20:19She tells him the price is twenty bucks, and Tim price-checks a blowjob like it's groceries.
- 20:42Tim declines because he felt like it would make him a bad person, then gives her two dollars instead.
- 21:23Ray points out that by rejecting the deal, Tim may have devalued her asking price for future customers.
- 22:05Tim spirals into a bit imagining the sex worker has AIDS and is trying to deliberately infect him with a syringe during the act.
- 22:26The bit concludes with Tim describing getting bitten and infected in an alley by a bodega, then asking if he can sue.