rant · moment 11 of 15
Why People Eat Salad and the Ahmed Chalabi Tangent
from Twinks in a Cage · #41
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3 minTim muses on why healthy young people enjoy eating salads and can be happy, contrasting it with his own obsession with dark conspiracies, then wonders aloud about the fate of Ahmed Chalabi and the show's imagined cachet with the State Department.
- 40:42Tim refuses to accept a salad when trying to build his brand, demanding something hot instead.
- 41:19Sweet Green salads cost nineteen dollars and require forty-five minutes of chewing because they're chopped up so much.
- 41:53Observing skinny 23-year-olds eating salad for lunch during healthy phases makes Tim question why people actually like salad.
- 42:08People genuinely enjoy the salad experience itself, not just the health benefit—it's insane to watch.
- 42:21At parties, people eating salad are happy, in love, getting married and having kids, but Tim can't relate because he's thinking about Toto Coelo dying in a hotel room.
- 42:35Nobody wants to talk to Tim because he keeps telling the truth about the Toto Coelo situation.
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