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Scottish Junk Food and Pie Preferences

from Little Anna Army · #39

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3 min

Tim critiques Scottish McDonald's and Domino's menu items, including a failed Cadbury Creme Egg McFlurry, then answers a listener's favorite pie question with an elaborate riff on pie moods.

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  • 44:02McDonald's in Scotland has a signature burger with coleslaw, but the cabbage is chunky in mayo rather than thin, making it unappetizing.
  • 44:22Cadbury Creme Egg McFlurry doesn't work because the fondant sauce clashes with ice cream texture.
  • 44:44Everyone in Scotland gets hammered regardless of age, from 16 to 60, when going out at night.
  • 45:01Tim discusses favorite types of pie after K George calls in requesting pecan pie discussion.
  • 45:18Tim doesn't love pecan pie and prefers lighter, fruitier flavors instead.
  • 45:34His pie preference depends on mood, location, time of year, and what type of day it is.
  • 45:56If in an opulent palace, he goes with apricot pie; cherry pie works in a hovel.
  • 46:08Tim claims he had boysenberry pie a year or two ago, mixed in with other fruit, though the quality was poor.
  • 46:44Blueberry cream pie from a place in Huntington is good, but raspberry cream pie from Brian Muir Farms is his actual favorite.
  • 46:55Shannon doesn't consider herself a pie person and prefers cake instead.
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McDonald'sCadburyK GeorgeBrian Muir farmsDomino's

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