rant · moment 18 of 23
Getting Kicked Out of School Over the Uterus Threat
from Underground Economy · #34
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4 minTim tells the story of trying to get prop guns from a girl for a homemade movie, getting kicked by her boyfriend, and yelling that he'd 'blow up her uterus,' leading to a trip to the principal's office.
- 46:50Tim and a friend were supposed to get guns from a girl whose father was a cop to use as props in a movie.
- 47:11In class, the girl mentioned the guns while people joked about having an anti-aircraft gun and elephant gun.
- 47:33Her boyfriend kicked Tim, thinking he was hitting on her.
- 47:45Tim yelled "I'm going to blow up your uterus" — he describes it as poetry.
- 48:47Tim thinks he was making the girl uncomfortable with weird comments, and her boyfriend realized the tension.
- 49:21Tim went to the boyfriend's locker afterward to make amends and straighten things out.
- 49:34Tim was hopped up on caffeine and diet coke before class, which contributed to his behavior.
- 50:02When the dean of students asked about the situation, Tim told her not to worry about it.