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Child Semen in Coca-Cola and Everyday Hypocrisy

from Crashing Down · #33

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4 min

Tim riffs on performative activism versus real volunteering, then does an absurdist bit about supposed acceptable levels of child semen in soda cans, tying it to broader hypocrisy about child labor in electronics.

In this bit8 moments
  • 1:11:51Tim on Twitter activism versus actually volunteering face-to-face with homeless people and kids.
  • 1:12:16Question: is there an acceptable level of child semen allowed in Coca-Cola cans?
  • 1:12:51Apology for chewing sounds in the pizza buffet episode after complaint from someone with a condition.
  • 1:13:20Tim considering doing more live buffet episodes despite the last one being gross.
  • 1:13:55Tour dates: South by Southwest mid-March, Glasgow Comedy Festival March 21st, Come and Get It Fest in Houston early April, Long Island headlining weekend of March 30th.
  • 1:14:43Social media presence: Tim Jay Dillon on Twitter and Instagram, banned from Facebook temporarily.
  • 1:15:08Tim discovering Twitter now; Ray just got on Myspace.
  • 1:15:41Tim threatens to destroy people on Twitter if they say something isn't true without a new angle.
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