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A Woman Comes In for a To-Go Order, and the First Bites
from Pizza Hut Buffet · #32
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2 minThey narrate a woman in scrubs picking up food near the medical offices, mock the driver's disgust at the buffet lifestyle, and Tim and Ray take their first bites of the old greasy pizza and stale breadsticks.
- 7:52Tim observes two fat guys with microphones and a pizza as nothing out of the ordinary.
- 8:21The cook is upset about them making only two pies to last an hour.
- 8:53Their skinny driver doesn't understand the appeal of gorging on breadsticks and dessert pies.
- 9:08Tim describes the fresh breadsticks as not actually good—just shitty oil and salt that makes you keep eating anyway.
- 9:51Tim looks at the incoming pie like a kid on Christmas, imagining what kind of soaked oil it contains.