rant · moment 18 of 18
Final Verdict on the Pizza Hut and Closing Riff
from Pizza Hut Buffet · #32
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3 minTim and Ray give their disappointed final verdict on the decline of the pizza quality, comparing it to giving a heroin addict a donut, before Tim closes with a poignant riff about Ray talking about Harriet Miers into a void while no one listened, calling it the essence of going to hell.
- 57:28Tim says he doesn't think he'll book another pizza lunch buffet visit, unwilling to commit to never returning.
- 57:48Tim complains that even as a fatty he doesn't feel satiated because the pizza lacks variety and taste beyond basic dough and cheese.
- 58:17Pizza Hut's creative options like barbecue sauce and meatballs on pie used to be the draw, but this buffet phones it in.
- 58:55Tim compares the experience to giving a heroin addict a donut — they've built a tolerance to this level of fat and need more stimulation.
- 59:35Ray talking about Harriet Miers into a microphone while people gorge themselves on pizza became the epitome of the whole episode's sadness.