rant · moment 11 of 18
Vegas Buffets vs. the Worst Chinese Buffet in Manhattan
from Pizza Hut Buffet · #32
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3 minTim praises Las Vegas buffets with crab legs and prime rib, then tells a disgusting extended story about the worst buffet in America, a Midtown Manhattan Chinese buffet with coagulating lo mein, melted General Tso's chicken, and sleeping homeless people.
- 32:55Tim loves Las Vegas because it's the buffet capital of the world, with mile-long selections of prime rib and crab legs.
- 33:21Vegas buffets maintain decent restaurant-quality food despite the massive selection, unlike typical buffet tradeoffs.
- 33:35Tim went to Midtown buffet in Manhattan, the worst buffet in America, and got sick from the food.
- 34:11The General Tso's chicken was so hot the chicken had melted out of its coating and was floating in the oil with skin scabs.
- 34:43Tim grabbed both chicken and skin pieces separately, trying to reconstruct a complete General Tso's by putting the coating back on top.
- 35:01Homeless people were sleeping at tables in the Midtown buffet while customers tried to eat.
- 35:16Going to a buffet alone says something good about a person, according to Tim.
Las VegasMidtown buffet ManhattanGeneral Tso's chicken