rant · moment 7 of 18
Parmesan Overload and the Heroin-Ritual Comparison
from Pizza Hut Buffet · #32
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3 minThey watch the regular woman dump excessive parmesan and salt on her pizza and lay out paper towels in anticipation, leading Tim into a riff comparing buffet rituals to cooking heroin on a spoon and other addict behaviors.
- 17:49Tim describes a woman's routine at the buffet as something she probably does several times a week, with an air of practiced comfort and no hesitation.
- 18:08Tim complains about losing half an hour because his mother was in the hospital, which set back his buffet schedule.
- 18:37Tim admits he's never been a big ranch guy and doesn't understand putting it on oily pepperoni pizza.
- 19:36Tim criticizes conservatives for opposing the right to end your own life peacefully while simultaneously bleeding people dry with healthcare costs.
- 20:01The woman at the buffet has been hitting the pizza heavily with fresh parmesan for about ten minutes straight.
- 20:17Tim compares her parmesan application to being heavy-handed, noting she just dumped salt all over her slice.
- 20:40Each table has a full roll of Bounty paper towels, which Tim has only seen before at picnics and southern barbecues.
- 20:52The woman laid out the paper towels in anticipation of what's about to happen from all that parmesan and grease.