rant · moment 6 of 22
The Northwest Corner Toast Girl
from No Friends of Anyone · #29
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2 minTim describes a deeply OCD ex-roommate who ritualistically ate the same three bites from the northwest corner of a piece of toast every morning before eventually kicking him out over water bottles on the floor.
- 10:56Tim describes living in a Brooklyn apartment with a woman during a severe mouse infestation that left them with no garbage.
- 11:11The woman had an OCD ritual: every morning she'd take three tiny bites from the northwest corner of a piece of toast with peanut butter, then put it back in the refrigerator.
- 11:52After three months, she kicked Tim out, claiming there were too many water bottles on the floor of the living room.
- 12:07Tim objected to her solution of bagging garbage and taking it out every night instead of using a proper system.
- 12:18He moved from there to Astoria, then bounced around before returning to Long Island, and eventually came back to Astoria.
- 12:35Tim now lives with a roommate he likes, though both are depressed and the apartment has become a bad situation aesthetically.