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Pastries, the Nazi Super, and the Hoarder Roommate
from No Friends of Anyone · #29
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2 minTim describes eating expensive bakery pastries in his filthy, hoarder-cluttered apartment while the building's superintendent ("the Nazi") barges in to check for leaks, and riffs on his roommate's hoarding habits.
- 1:57Tim's roommate bought him four pastries from a Long Island City bakery that were so good he saved them to eat the next morning with tea.
- 2:26The building super—called the Nazi because he's shaved-headed—knocked on the door while the plumber was coming, and just barges in without caring.
- 2:45Tim's roommate is a hoarder; things are piled to the ceiling and it's a nightmare disgusting apartment.
- 3:11On hoarder shows, someone will point at junk and the person admits it's awful, but it could be cool if they weren't living in cat shit.
- 3:29The roommate has collected useless stuff like old beard dye and takes objects from garbage to presumably sell on eBay.
- 3:58Until yesterday, Tim and his roommate hadn't washed dishes in two weeks, but Tim washed them today even though his roommate didn't ask.