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The Excelsior and Colonel's Packages Pitch, Attempting to Call Joe
from Life In The Bloodbox · #26
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4 minTim and Ray jokingly pitch absurd merch tiers (Skoal cans, private autopsies, a trip to Lisa's Lounge) while repeatedly failing to get a Skype call working before finally reaching Joe by phone.
- 43:46Tim describes the Excelsior package: pan-stitched panties, a can of Skoll cherry (which he rates as pretty bad), citrus, and a private autopsy of anyone you choose.
- 44:30The Colonel's package involves a trip to Lisa's Lounge for a drink, seeing Tim's foreclosed house, and performing at the Lizard Lounge open mic without knowing the destination beforehand.
- 45:44Tim attempts to call Joe on his phone because the studio's Skype setup can't handle the call.
- 46:21Joe mentions having three children; Tim asks what happened to the other ones, then learns they're still in the womb and offers congratulations.
- 46:50Tim brought a friend of Lisa's to the lounge who was so disturbed by the experience that Tim recalls it as a horror story, though he and others had great times there.
- 47:44Tim asks Joe about Tracy, the bartender at Lisa's Lounge, whom Tim and Joe once slept at her house.
Lisa's LoungeThe Lizard LoungeTracy