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Satanic Temple and the Colonel's Church
from Find Your God (with Dan St. Germain) · #25
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2 minRiff on visiting satanic churches including the Temple of Set, and a running joke about a mysterious 'Colonel's Church' that Tim is scared to get too involved with.
- 55:17Tim calls out a celebrity for spending 35 years in Scientology before suddenly denouncing it once she became successful and made Hollywood connections.
- 55:37Scientology only has 50,000 Twitter followers despite one post getting 10 million views, yet Tim would take 50,000 committed cult members any day.
- 55:57Most LA assholes want to feel special and important through spirituality or religion, seeking food and shelter like hungry losers.
- 56:17Tim brings up the Satanic Temple in Northern California and suggests they should go visit it.
- 56:27The Colonel's Church gets introduced as a competing satanic establishment he thought about.
- 56:39Tim worries the Colonel won't kill him for visiting the church—what scares him is that he and his dad will actually join it.