rant · moment 10 of 14
Midnight Mass, Mink Coats, and Grandpa's Garbage Bags of Presents
from Angry Gay Santa · #24
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4 minMore memories of extravagant church and family Christmases, his grandfather delivering hefty bags of gifts, and a tangent about wanting to volunteer as a hospital Santa but never getting approved.
- 38:57Tim says he feels bad for people who can't provide Christmas gifts for their families.
- 39:23Volunteering as Santa is nearly impossible; Tim has tried multiple times and can't get approved.
- 40:00Every Christmas movie preaches that the holiday isn't about material things while depicting characters in mansions and beautiful suburban homes.
- 40:32Christmas Vacation is Tim's favorite Christmas film.
- 40:54Scrooged with Denis Leary is great and fucking funny.
- 41:18It's a Wonderful Life is a favorite, though it's a little depressing.
- 41:30Tim jokes about writing a book called 'The Decomposing Body Next Door' as a take on The Millionaire Next Door.
- 41:50His favorite Christmas gift as a kid was a two-sided dildo.
- 42:02Trapped in Paradise with Nicolas Cage, Dana Carvey, and Jon Lovitz is a great film.
It's a Wonderful LifeChristmas VacationScroogeMixed NutsElfDennis LearyTrapped in ParadiseCharles GrodinNicolas CageDana CarveyAdam SandlerStaten Island ChristmasJohn LovitzSteve Martin