rant · moment 7 of 14
Reading the Clown's Furious Emails
from Angry Gay Santa · #24
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4 minTim reads aloud the angry emails from the clown/booking agent accusing him of being arrogant, unreliable, and disrespecting the Santa suit, and defends himself as basically a saint who was just trying to help the chicken.
- 23:01The email arrives: they had a problem with Santa and another mascot because he'd promised promotions like Easter bunny if the Santa performed well.
- 23:26Tim confirms he was hired for two or three hours at a reasonable rate for what he describes as hard work.
- 23:49Tim's advice: get your kid to the event early, and he notes there was a chicken mascot there too sharing the workload.
- 24:10When cornered, Tim told a desperate lie claiming the man tried to kill him, despite the man and witnesses being present to refute it.
- 24:39The clown employer demanded Tim's tax information to report the income, which Tim found sketchy at first.
- 24:53Tim met the employer outside a restaurant to return the Santa suit, while his friend filmed the handoff.
- 25:10The employer complained the suit wasn't folded, and Tim fired back that he doesn't know how to fold a Santa suit.
- 25:22First email reads: "Don't know what I did to you Tim," listing grievances about giving him work, an outfit, and paying for a cab.
- 25:56Second email escalates: "You were the most arrogant ungrateful and unreliable person I have had work for me."
- 26:11Employer accuses Tim and his photographer friend of running a sketch to see if he'd get pissed off about the suit treatment.