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The Christmas Chicken Incident in Huntington Station

from Angry Gay Santa · #24

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6 min

Sent to a low-income Long Island store, Tim shares a tent with a demoralized chicken mascot from a restaurant, gives the chicken his Santa hat to cover for him while he smokes outside, and chaos ensues when kids discover a chicken on Santa's throne.

In this bit10 moments
  • 16:51Tim went to a store in Huntington Station with a chicken mascot for a Christmas event.
  • 17:50The restaurant sent out a mascot chicken, and Tim and the chicken were put in a tent together.
  • 18:10No kids wanted to sit on the chicken because nobody wants to sit on a chicken.
  • 18:47The chicken was demoralized and upset that nobody wanted to take pictures with him.
  • 19:16Tim offered to leave early and gave the chicken his Santa hat so it could be the Christmas chicken instead.
  • 20:14People complained that Santa was smoking outside and refusing to sit with the kids.
  • 21:05Tim put the chicken in the Santa seat, and when the kids came in, they found a giant chicken wearing a Santa hat instead of Santa.
  • 21:49The event organizer opened the tent, saw the chicken on the throne, and lost her mind.
  • 22:20Tim told the organizer that the chicken had threatened him and stolen the hat, claiming he was trying to protect himself from getting stabbed.
  • 22:50They called the clown who had given Tim the hat, and the clown was upset because he lost work as a result.
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Huntington Stationserial killer clownPollo Campero

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