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Carl's Jr.'s New Labor Secretary and His Terrible Twitter Complaints
from We Are The News · #23
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6 minNews
Tim connects Jimmy John's and Quiznos disgust to news that Carl's Jr.'s CEO (who bragged that machines don't discriminate or get sick) is becoming Labor Secretary, then reads a long string of absurd customer complaint tweets sent to Carl's Jr.'s guest services account.
- 11:17The head of Carl's Jr. is now going to be the Labor Secretary.
- 11:47Carl's Jr. CEO's quote about replacing workers with machines: they're always polite, never take vacations, never show up late, no discrimination cases.
- 12:36Tim riffs on machines not being able to upsell meals with lesions.
- 13:22Reading Carl's Jr. Twitter posts, which are mostly customer complaints.
- 13:33Carl's Jr. tweeted about beer cheese burgers affecting blood alcohol content.
- 14:15Customer complained about Carl's Jr. in Santee, California having terrible food and racial bigotry from employees.
- 14:36Tim imagines what Carl's Jr. guest services would sound like handling complaints.
- 15:11Carl's Jr. burger topped with bacon, bacon jam, and bacon crumbles — multiple layers of bacon.
- 16:03Tim finds Twitter complaints about Carl's Jr. food being disgusting.
- 16:20Customer tweet describes fries looking like one is defiling a dead fry.
- 16:45Carl's Jr. Twitter account is essentially a complaint feed, and this CEO will be Labor Secretary.
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