rant · moment 7 of 16
Prank Calling Carl's Jr. Guest Services
from We Are The News · #23
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4 minTim (in character) prank calls Carl's Jr.'s real guest services line with an escalating fake complaint about being called a racial slur and beaten, demanding coupons and barbecue sauce, tying it back to the CEO becoming Labor Secretary.
- 21:53Tim opens the prank with medical questions: Were you beaten? Was there blood on the nachos? What color is your stool?
- 22:34Complaint about the triple bacon burger missing one of its three promised bacon types, and the worker response.
- 23:13The worker allegedly smacked him and called him a slur, despite him not being Asian.
- 23:37Tim defends the worker as probably frustrated, but still finds the smacking and name-calling excessive.
- 24:12Escalating demands: coupons for Christmas dinner, then 30 or 40 barbecue sauces and ranch sent by mail.
- 24:38Claims the kids were traumatized and there's blood in his and his husband's stool as justification for compensation.
- 25:10Tim pivots to questioning how the Carl's Jr. CEO can run the company while becoming Labor Secretary.
- 25:29Tim ends the call by asking the representative their name.
Carl's Jr.Labor SecretaryHillary