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More Carl's Jr. Guest Services Tweets and a Prank Call

from We Are The News · #23

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5 min

Tim continues reading increasingly bizarre Carl's Jr. complaint tweets about missing lettuce, blood in stool, and racist employees, then decides to call the actual Carl's Jr. guest services line live on air.

In this bit10 moments
  • 17:04Tim reacts to a Carl's Jr. customer complaining that a patty was replaced by lettuce, expressing faux outrage about the restaurant substituting rat meat.
  • 17:31The lettuce in the photo might actually be a wrapper or cabbage end, suggesting the customer may have never seen real lettuce before.
  • 18:10Carl's Jr. guest services tweets show a pattern of canned responses like "we're sorry you had this experience" to all complaints.
  • 18:35Tim identifies Eric Pudzer as the person behind Carl's Jr.'s Twitter account, amused by the idea of him tweeting responses to every complaint.
  • 19:18Discussing a burned burger tweet, Tim mentions his friend's father was a prison chef who saw five burned bodies in the morgue during housing project fires.
  • 19:53A customer with allergies requested no tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, or pickles, but received all of them on the burger, leading Tim to suggest allergic customers simply not eat Carl's Jr.
  • 20:38A photo shows a meat patty with strange sesame seed-like texture made of fat, which Tim describes as just shitty meat.
  • 20:58One complaint claims the burger caused someone to shit blood for twelve hours, and they're asking for a coupon as compensation.
  • 21:08Tim decides to call Carl's Jr. guest services at 877-799-7827 to see if the number is real and what happens.
  • 21:37Before making the call, Tim questions whether the phone number he's about to dial even exists.
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