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David Icke, Son of God and Lizard People
from Subsistence Hustlers · #21
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6 minTim and his guest riff extensively on conspiracy theorist David Icke, his claims about child sacrifice and reptilian elites, his failed 'I am the son of God' declaration, and his lucrative decades-long career.
- 1:10:07Tim introduces David Icke, noting he has stadium shows similar to Amy Schumer's touring model.
- 1:10:29Icke has been touring for 30 years, and Tim compares watching him to seeing Broadway shows like The Lion King.
- 1:11:11Tim describes Icke's theory about child sacrifice: children release DMT and adrenaline before being killed, their blood is consumed by elites to stay young and addicted.
- 1:11:44Hillary Clinton disproves the youth-preservation theory, since she's visibly aged and required assistance walking.
- 1:12:50Tim jokes that Icke believes children are cooked and eaten, and proposes a cookbook idea based on the conspiracy.
- 1:13:12Icke adopts every new conspiracy theory that comes along, rolling them into his existing worldview.
- 1:13:29Tim imagines Icke's take on the mortgage crisis: Countrywide Bank run by aliens called Insectoids from a planet named Subprime.
- 1:14:01David Icke initially claimed to be the Son of God during an interview, defending it by comparing himself to Jesus.
- 1:15:04When audiences didn't buy the Son of God claim, Icke pivoted to lizard people instead, reworking his bit.
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