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The Nazi Restaurant Rolf's and Julian Assange's Cat
from Complete the Trip · #20
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4 minTim rants about being denied a table at the German restaurant Rolf's over fire code rules, calling them Nazis, then pivots to discussing Julian Assange's disappearance and viral photo of his cat in a necktie.
- 16:54Tim's friend invites him to dinner at Rolf's, a German restaurant with Nazi-themed decorations.
- 17:14Calling the restaurant to make a reservation, Tim repeatedly says "Nazi Rolf's" and asks about seating for five.
- 17:34When told they can't pull up an extra chair for an 11-year-old, Tim threatens to stab someone in the face.
- 17:47The restaurant's explanation: fire code.
- 18:11Two guests scheduled for the show didn't show up; Tim hopes they both died.
- 18:52Tim tried to book a hacker on the show to discuss Julian Assange, who appears to be missing.
- 19:13Assange's cat is now wearing a necktie in photos.
- 19:43Zoom stomp ditches on Tim; the location in Glendale is too far away.
- 20:07Tim connects the Nazi restaurant to a recent conference, suggesting the critics might have a point.
- 20:21Tim claims a quote about Jews not being people is fabricated.
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