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Grandpa's Wild Long Island Thanksgivings

from Complete the Trip · #20

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4 min

Tim tells an extended nostalgic story about his Irish grandfather's huge, boozy Thanksgiving parties in Brookville, Long Island, complete with singing, fights, uncle Tommy's cocaine use, and grandma's gork salad.

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  • 27:34Grandpa's house hosted 50 people for Thanksgiving with a full bar, pool table, and hired bartender.
  • 28:21Uncle Tommy would show up around 11 PM on cocaine with his friends, already drinking and high.
  • 28:52Grandmother would sing the Wabash Cannonball, then someone would get knocked out and fights would break out.
  • 29:22By 3:30 AM people would make sandwiches with stuffing and cranberry sauce on bread.
  • 30:04His other grandmother made gorka salad—cucumbers and vinegar—with turkey and weird German stuffing called filet.
  • 30:51The filet was a huge meatloaf of bread, bacon, and egg served as their version of stuffing.
  • 31:21She'd serve a dull fruit cup to everyone on nice crystal, trying to be fancy.

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