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Mock Presidential Stump Speeches
from Vice President Kump · #18
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4 minTim and Ray perform fake one-minute stump speeches as "Senator Cump," riffing on the Federal Reserve, gold standard, pedophile elites, and a joke platform about getting a TrueTV meatball-eating show.
- 52:51Early election returns: Trump at 50%, Hillary at 47%, with only 3% reporting.
- 53:22Electoral fuckery in Ohio during 2000 and 2004 elections, with ongoing disenfranchisement across the board.
- 53:38Tim admits he was easily distracted from voting by a nearby diner with food.
- 53:59Bit begins: Vice President Cump is in the bathtub with a doll, leading to absurd questioning about specifics.
- 54:39Tim sets up a one-minute presidential stump speech challenge with a clock.
- 55:09Senator Cump's campaign pitch covers the Federal Reserve bubble, the military-industrial complex, and child abuse by politicians on both sides.
- 56:01Tim's presidential stump speech: he wants to be elected to force TrueTV to give him a show about eating meatballs across the country.
- 56:21The phrase 'fucking the kids' returns as both speakers wrap up their speeches.
Donald TrumpFederal Reservemilitary-industrial complexTrue TV2000 United States presidential election2004 United States presidential electionOhioHillary ClintonGary Johnson