rant · moment 11 of 20
Snorting Coke in the Galant on Highland Boulevard
from Vice President Kump · #18
Audio-only archive episode — no video to seek.
4 minA wild personal story about doing drugs (Percocet, Vicodin, cocaine) with his mortgage-selling secretary Lisa in Staten Island, including a car crash and a memorable encounter with a friendly local woman, then a comparison to Mob Wives-style Staten Island culture.
- 28:20Tim used to sell mortgages in Staten Island before becoming a comic.
- 28:40He pulled over on Highland Boulevard in a beat-up Mitsubishi Galant and crashed it with his secretary Lisa in the passenger seat.
- 29:03Tim and Lisa would drive around together getting cash to buy Vicodin and Percocets.
- 29:40On the difference between opioids: oxys produce the most intense feeling, morphine makes you feel like you're fucking floating.
- 30:04Tim used to work at a morgue on Long Island where there was a heroin resurgence and lots of overdoses with track marks.
- 30:35Whatever car he was in, Tim would pull over on Highland Boulevard and do lines of coke.
- 31:08Tim suggests doing a remote show from Staten Island, maybe live from the Staten Island Ferry.
- 31:31A friend's girlfriend worked as a production assistant on Mob Wives and revealed the show manipulated drunk cast members into fights by spreading rumors.
- 32:23Tim enjoyed Mob Wives as entertainment, though others claim watching inferior lives makes their own seem better.
- 32:34Tim felt the opposite—the people on those shows seemed to have better lives than his own.
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