rant · moment 14 of 14
Prank Calling Bennigan's About Fake Irish Menu Items and a Cop Retirement Party
from Protestant Blood Burger · #11
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5 minTim and Andrew prank call a Bennigan's location asking about fictional menu items like the Protestant Blood Burger and Famine Tots, then escalate into planning a fake early-retirement party for police officers involved in a shooting.
- 55:53Tim plans to call Bennigan's and ask about fake Irish menu items they supposedly served.
- 56:13Examples of absurd fake menu names: Lebrakon dick, IRA apple pie, Father Flannery's enchiladas.
- 56:25Bennigan's actually had a County Clear sampler with enchiladas and chicken nuggets.
- 57:36Tim calls Bennigan's pretending to plan an event, asks if they still serve Turkey O'Tool and Father Flannery's enchiladas.
- 58:03Tim asks about Blarney bites and famine tots, claiming these were real old menu items.
- 58:33Tim invents the Protestant blood burger and describes its toppings to the confused employee.
- 59:09Tim says he's planning an early retirement party for a cop friend who shot an unarmed person.
- 59:31Tim warns the Bennigan's employee that protesters might show up and target the restaurant if word gets out.
- 1:00:02Tim asks about Bennigan's policy on bringing weapons into the restaurant, then clarifies they're all cops.
- 1:00:41Employee reveals Bennigan's offers 20% off for police officers, even those under investigation for shooting innocent people.