Caller Joe: The Apartment Squatter and the Knife-Wielding Ex-Girlfriend

• 38:32Caller Joe describes finding his friend's apartment with a kicked-in door, learning the friend is illegally housing a squatter going through a divorce.
• 39:11The squatters have the courtesy to sleep on couches instead of the bed in the apartment they're illegally occupying.
• 39:30Tim describes the friend's ex-girlfriend as being on Indiana's most wanted list and notes her habit of smoking a bong, cigarette, and using a rescue inhaler in the same breath.
• 40:32Joe recalls the first time meeting the ex-girlfriend: she was dancing with the friend on top of a bar at Dugans in East Meadow while the friend was high and nearly falling off.
• 41:36The ex-girlfriend stabbed the friend, and when Joe picked him up, she had already stabbed him again previously.
• 42:04Despite being a 280-pound, six-foot-three man, the friend was afraid to go back inside because he didn't know when his 110-pound ex-girlfriend would return and was afraid of her.
• 42:26When marshals came looking for the ex-girlfriend, the friend initially claimed not to know where she was before revealing she was in the kitchen.
• 43:19Tim tells a story about a friend's ex-wife in Freeport who said her husband tried to kill her, then took out a mortgage for three times her house's value and spent it all on cocaine.
• 43:51The morning after the husband beat up Tim's friend, her son said daddy was bad and her older son said dad swung at mom.
• 44:05Tim asks Joe to come back on the show and suggests doing a recurring segment of old stories, offering to keep them anonymous.

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