News · moment 8 of 14

More Fake Heroism, More Yelp Horror Stories

from Protestant Blood Burger · #11

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7 min

News

Tim continues tearing apart the veteran-tribute news clip, reading brutal Yelp reviews about moldy food and ant-covered menus in between clips, and wraps up his overall disgust with Bennigan's fake Irish branding.

In this bit10 moments
  • 24:32Tim imagines a deployed soldier in Iraq dreaming of opening a Bennigan's franchise when he gets home.
  • 25:31CNN host compares waiving Bennigan's franchise fees for veterans to the historic sacrifice of the GI Bill.
  • 26:15Tim notes that CNN is literally equating Bennigan's ownership to the original GI Bill.
  • 26:49Reading Yelp reviews reveals the restaurant's nightmare conditions: faded signage, exhausted staff, and deteriorating service.
  • 27:21A customer found an ant on their menu and the waitress responded that ants are everywhere in the restaurant.
  • 28:00One Yelp review describes the dining room smelling like black mold when the reviewer walked in.
  • 28:34The Bennigan's franchise owner gets emotional months later discussing a fallen sailor whose family photo he posted.
  • 29:20A Yelp reviewer reports the sour cream horseradish sauce was actually liquified mayo that fell off the plate.
  • 29:49Multiple reviews describe moldy tomatoes, overcooked mozzarella sticks, and consistently bad food quality.
  • 30:21Tim argues that Bennigan's never made sense as a concept and can only competently pour alcohol into a glass.
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