rant · moment 12 of 22
'The First Driven Pedophile' and Awkward Dancing Fantasies
from Lou Balls · #7
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2 minThey call Pearlman uniquely 'driven' compared to typical predators, comparing him to the Catholic Church, then riff on an imagined scene of him awkwardly dancing with boys in his backyard to Backstreet Boys songs.
- 31:23Tim would say the guy was a sexual predator, and all the talent knew what his game was.
- 31:39Someone described him as 'the first driven pedophile' Tim met.
- 32:06If you were a fat pedophile, Lou Pearlman is the guy who did it right.
- 32:27Tim notes he died in jail at 62, and that's what a pedophile can hope for.
- 32:57Tim imagines Lou Pearlman's situation: an endless supply of boys singing, waking up with a boy putting his dick in his face going 'quit playing games with my heart.'
- 33:09The image of him awkwardly shuffling, sweaty, surrounded by 14-year-olds bouncing around the backyard of his Florida estate.