rant · moment 12 of 13
Screaming at 16 Handles Over Melting Yogurt
from Day Drinking At Borders · #5
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5 minTim recounts a meltdown at 16 Handles frozen yogurt over slow service and a $9.11 total, riffing on the number as a sign, then rants about stealing juice from Food Emporium and why low-wage workers shouldn't be 'company men.'
- 46:14Tim explains why 16 Handles is his favorite frozen yogurt place and the physics of hot fudge on soft serve
- 46:56Tim yelled at an employee for not weighing his melting yogurt fast enough at the register
- 47:19His total came to $9.11, which Tim interprets as a positive message about unity
- 48:24Tim shouldn't run the country because he screams at people in frozen yogurt shops
- 48:38Some 16 Handles locations give you free taster cups but others don't out of paranoia about health code violations
- 49:08Workers shouldn't be company men—Tim insists he'd steal frozen yogurt if he could without consequences
- 49:41He used to steal fresh-squeezed orange juice from a Food Emporium for six months straight, spending $20 a week
- 50:17Tasting cups are unsanitary but employees won't let customers use their own cup to sample yogurt without buying