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Not Invited: Ray's Water Bottle and the Jewelry Designer Snub
from Tim Dillon Is Going To Hell Premieres on GaS Digital · #1
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5 minRay tells a story about being explicitly excluded from his boss's 50th birthday party, and Tim roasts Ray mercilessly for refilling a crumbled water bottle in restaurant bathrooms as evidence of why people don't invite him places.
- 11:31Fourth of July is a networking holiday that shows where you stand—your boss should invite you if you're succeeding, not stuck eating warm potato salad with family.
- 12:29The goal is to be on a boat; if your friends are invited and you're not, you've failed at the firm and need to figure out why.
- 13:26Tim worked for a jewelry designer named Dick Israeli in his early twenties who threw a 50th birthday party.
- 13:55The shop manager pulled Tim aside to explicitly tell him he wasn't invited—he was the only employee excluded.
- 14:18The jewelry designer had a reputation for being a colossal asshole.
- 14:31Tim explains why Ray wasn't invited to the birthday party: he carries a crumpled water bottle he refills in restaurant bathrooms.
- 15:05At a Hamptons gathering, Ray would walk in and refill this pathetic water bottle like he was in a FEMA camp.
- 15:32Having to crumble the bottle to fit it in the sink is a sign you're on the precipice of disaster.
- 15:48Ray defends constant hydration because he sweats profusely and needs to maintain skin tone.
- 16:05Staying hydrated is good for your skin, according to Ray's reasoning.
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