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Ray's Wedding Photography and Morgue Days

from Tim Dillon Is Going To Hell Premieres on GaS Digital · #1

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6 min

Tim and Ray discuss Ray's past jobs working at a morgue and a potato bread warehouse, then dive into stories about Ray's wedding photography gigs at trashy VFW and backyard weddings, a Great Neck bar mitzvah where he was called a 'schlepper,' and a childhood memory of siding with a rich woman abusing a waiter over a missing 'Maurice'.

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  • 4:02Ray Cump worked at a morgue and called it the best time of his life.
  • 4:56Ray photographed weddings but stopped because he wasn't at the high upper echelon and swelled up.
  • 5:08Tim describes Ray's wedding photography clients as fat couples getting married at places like the Sand Castle in Long Island.
  • 5:28Ray has photographed VFW weddings and backyard weddings with sunburned fat people serving shellfish and warm potato salad.
  • 5:53Tim argues that serving deli salads at weddings doesn't bode well for the marriage's future.
  • 6:13Couples Ray photographs are always thrilled despite second marriages, existing children, and no hope of improvement.
  • 6:41Ray says Jewish families won't hire him for weddings, and his boss in mortgages once refused to let him pitch to someone with the last name Cohen.
  • 7:09At a bar mitzvah at the Great Neck Country Library, someone called Ray a schlepper and got into a confrontation with him.
  • 7:31Tim claims poor people enjoy watching other poor people beaten and abused, then recalls a woman at a Massachusetts castle verbally abusing a waiter while Tim's father delighted in her cruelty.
  • 8:18Tim says he's never sided with the downtrodden and has always sided with the rich, even in egregious examples.
  • 8:31Tim's father said rich people who demand service from specific employees are the type who'd buy the place and fire someone personally.

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