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Bushwick Bernie Bros and the Illuminati Waiting on Robots
from Tim Dillon Is Going To Hell Premieres on GaS Digital · #1
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3 minTim mocks gentrifying Bushwick 'revolutionaries' who never actually get arrested at protests, riffs on penis size unfairness as a metaphor for inequality, jokes about robots replacing minimum wage workers, and complains about pretentious Bushwick restaurant food.
- 25:50Bernie Sanders got the minimum wage thing, but raising it will just accelerate McDonald's and other chains introducing kiosks and robots instead.
- 26:30Tim theorizes the illuminati are waiting for robots to get better before they execute their plan to rule the world.
- 26:57Sanders voters in Bushwick restaurants are on their phones and ignore you when you want to order a cheeseburger.
- 27:09Every restaurant in Bushwick looks like an abandoned warehouse with the same menu: pork belly, kale, sriracha—everything disgusting.
- 27:34A bastardized version of chicken and waffles for $19 made by a skinny white chick from Ohio who doesn't know soul food.
- 27:44Amy Ruth's in Harlem has real chicken and waffles, including a dish called the Al Sharpton with mac and cheese.
- 28:06Hillary's email controversy damaged her trust numbers enough to shrink her lead over Trump to just 2 percent.