rant · moment 6 of 25
The Government Grocery Store Bit and Gluten Allergy Twist
from Zohran Mamdani, Political Rage, & The Hunt | The Tim Dillon Show #450 · #450
2 min
Continuing the deescalation riff, Tim imagines the violent man being walked to a government grocery store, sampling hummus cups, and it being revealed his rage was actually an undiagnosed gluten allergy.
- Tim on apartment buildings as vertical money laundering units used by rich guys who don't live there and pay no taxes.
- Authorities calm down the angry man by validating his grievances about healthcare, women's treatment, and trans people of color.
- The government-owned grocery store is offered as a solution, featuring portion-controlled hummus cups from a Jewish girl with big glasses.
- The man's violent subway urge turns out to stem from a gluten allergy he wasn't metabolizing.
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